lgbtlaughs:

bluths:

1. Go to this site.
2. Put in a phrase.
3. Choose “56 translations.”
4. Show us the result.

Original text:

“Rome wasn’t built in a day”

…56 translations later we get:

“Spain”

“Unicorns are the gayest animal ever to exist.”

56 translations later:

“White blood Cells, Enjoyable life.”

ORIGINAL TEXT: “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? “

…56 translations later we get:

“December?”

-wingardiumleviosa:

loveyourchaos:iamnotahorcrux:thewayibreathe:

(Photo of Billy, the 16-year-old eagle owl, by Mike Walker / via the Telegraph)(via inothernews)

I saw this mid page, stopped, and giggled….hehehehehe

fuckyeahhappy:

(via mcqueens)

hehehehehe

HOLY DICK ON A STICK I FOUND IT!!!!

(I am of Chinese descent but I was born and raised in London. I am serving a table of American tourists, headed by a rather boisterous older woman.)

Me: “Welcome to [restaurant] what will you be having today?”

Customer: “Oh my God!”

Me: “Are you okay, ma’am?”

Customer: “What’s wrong…

(via fuckyeahncis, singularsensation)

*tear*

While sitting in the cafeteria playing “What if?” with a few friends some dumb little twatbasket decides to be rude, and attempt to yell a “clever” insult at us as she sped out the door. The insult: “Where’s yogioh?!” She immediately corrected herself with the proper name; even then, her slightly less stupid friend called her dumb for saying it in the first place. I was kind of insulted. First off i this is a poor insult by the loosest standards. it was more of an insult to think we (the people at the table and i) would be insulted by what she said. Secondly, I do not play yugioh; i play magic. there is a big difference (this is not to say i do not like people who play yugioh, nor do i dislike the game itself. i just prefer magic) the little bitch should have at least had the sense to ask beforehand what we were playing so she could at least get the goddamn name correct as she yelled it at us on her way to the door. Finally, i was so insulted…

I, just as she hit the door, yelled back:”You’re a dumb whore!”

I pounded it with the two extremes: Sara and Angela, and made Summer laugh for the rest of the day. the only problem with what i said is who i think i said it to: Becky’s granddaughter. Either i am fucked, or she did not hear it…i am hoping for the latter.

Hey, look at the bright side: we got a new running joke out of it.

zivaziver:

(via chasethememories)

(via fuckyeahhappy)

‘tis true

harryfuckingpotter:

airofina

i must learn how to futter whack

EDIT: One must learn to Futterwacken’

Futterwacken’ we must!

http://ohyeahfacts.tumblr.com/post/422208587/how-can-a-person-stop-being-gay-is-there-some-kind-of

In-Fucking-Deed!!!!!

-EDIT Before I get introuble-

(via dems: http://ohyeahfacts.tumblr.com)